Name: The Fail Whale
Attacks: Lazer Cannon, Bite, Swallow, Fail, Aqua Tail
Special Attack: Epic Fail
Attack Descriptions: Lazer Cannon - The Fail Whale fires the laser cannon on his back! Deals 75-150 damage. Impossible to block and doesn't miss often, but can be dodged and it is reflected if it hits glass or shiny metal armor! 4 turn cooldown; Bite - The Fail Whale simply bites one enemy. Deals 25-90 damage. Chews right through armor and is impossible to block, rarely misses, and somewhat hard to dodge. No cooldown; Swallow - The Fail Whale attemps to swallow an enemy! Has a very low rate of success, but when it hits, it instantly kills its target and heals Fail Whale for half the target's HP! 5 turn cooldown, due to the low rate of success; Fail - The next attack on The Fail Whale fails. 6 turn cooldown; Aqua Tail - The Fail Whale hits all targets for 50-100 damage. Has a 70% chance of hitting. Doesnt do well against most armor, but is pretty much impossible to block, dodge, or miss. 4 turn cooldown; Epic Fail - The next attack on The Fail Whale fails, and the attacker hits itself by accident instead! Deals the full amount of damage it would normally deal. The Fail Whale can choose to take the damage or use this once it is set up.
Characters needed to fuse: NateStar + Merlin + Rats Etan
Description: YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE FAIL WHALE! Idiot.
Origin: The Realm of Fails